Scary and Creepy Riddles
Turn the lights down for this one. These creepy riddles and dark riddles sound sinister, but almost every answer is completely innocent, with a few dark humor riddles thrown in for the brave. Guess before you tap, if you dare.
Creepy riddles with innocent answers
Coffins, shadows and things that follow you home. The setup sounds grim, then the answer turns out to be something harmless sitting in your house.
Dark riddles and dark humor
A handful of cards lean into spooky jokes and graveyard wit. Creepy in tone, clean in content, nothing graphic.
Scary riddles with answers you reveal yourself
Multiple choice cards, emoji puzzles, type the answer challenges and two true or false questions break up the classic riddles.
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1. The person who makes me always sells me. The person who buys me never uses me. The person who uses me never knows it. What am I?
Need a hint?
Think about who ends up inside.
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A coffin.
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2. What has a heart that doesn't beat?
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The answer is on your dinner plate, not in a crypt.
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An artichoke.
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3. I only appear when light is near, yet I make the dark feel darker. I copy your every move and never say a word. What am I?
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Your shadow.
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4. Why was the witch's broom late for the midnight ride?
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Think about what happens when your alarm never goes off.
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It overswept.
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5. What is always coming for you but never actually arrives?
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Tomorrow.
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6. Which room in the house do ghosts avoid at all costs?
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The living room.
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7. I was never alive, but I can still die. What am I?
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A battery.
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8. I walk on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening. What am I?
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A baby crawls, an adult walks, and an old person uses a cane.
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A human.
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9. The poor have me. The rich need me. Eat me and you'll die. What am I?
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Nothing.
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10. By day I rest under a white sheet like a ghost that never moves. By night you crawl beneath my covers without a second thought. What am I?
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You visit it every night and leave it every morning.
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A bed.
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11. What kind of room has stone walls and guests who never leave?
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A tomb.
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12. Why was the ghost the top student at midnight school?
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He went through all his books.
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13. I'm taken from a mine and locked in a wooden case. I'm never released, yet almost everyone has used me. What am I?
Need a hint?
It sounds sinister. It sits in your pencil case.
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Pencil lead.
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14. What is a vampire's least favorite meal?
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A stake sandwich.
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15. The living visit me to remember the dead. Stone by stone, I keep their names when everyone else forgets. What am I?
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A gravestone.
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16. A woman shoots her husband, holds him underwater for five minutes, then hangs him. Ten minutes later they go out for dinner together. How?
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Think about an old-fashioned darkroom.
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She's a photographer. She shot his photo, developed it in liquid, and hung it up to dry.
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17. Why did the ghost go to the party?
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For the boos.
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18. What fills every corner of a room the instant the light dies?
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Darkness.
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19. What do you call a skeleton who refuses to do any work?
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Lazy bones.
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20. I am the beginning of the end and the end of time and space. I'm essential to creation and I surround every place. What am I?
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Stop thinking about doom. Start spelling.
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The letter E.
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21. I am so fragile that saying my name out loud breaks me. What am I?
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Silence.
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22. A man is found dead in a field. Next to him lies an unopened package. How did he die?
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Look up, not around.
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His parachute failed to open.
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23. Why do mummies have so much trouble making friends?
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They're too wrapped up in themselves.
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24. I have two hands and a face, and at midnight I strike, though I never hit anyone. What am I?
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A clock.
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25. Which monster is the best dancer at the graveyard party?
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The boogie-man.
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26. I have a bed but never sleep, a mouth but never eat, and I run forever without legs. What am I?
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A river.
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27. A man leaves home, turns left three times, and comes home to find two masked men waiting for him. Who are they?
He's playing baseball. Home is home plate, and the masked men are the catcher and umpire.
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28. A doctor hands you three pills and says to take one every half hour. How long do they last?
You take one now, one at thirty minutes, and one at sixty. That's one hour.
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29. A man lives on the 20th floor. On rainy days he rides the elevator all the way up, but on sunny days he stops at the 10th and takes the stairs. Why?
He can only reach the 10th floor button, unless he has his umbrella to poke the 20.
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30. At the monster costume contest, the judge announces that the winner is standing right behind the ghost. The crowd turns to look, but the spot seems empty. Who won?
The invisible man was standing there the whole time. Nobody could see him, so the spot only looked empty.
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31. Where is the only place today comes before yesterday?
Alphabetically, T comes before Y. Nowhere else pulls that trick.
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32. A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How?
Friday is the horse. The cowboy can leave whenever he likes.
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33. A group of crows is called a murder.
A murder of crows is the real collective noun, and it fits this page perfectly.
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34. Bats are completely blind.
Bats can see just fine. They use echolocation on top of their eyesight, not instead of it.
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35. ๐ง + ๐งน
Need a hint?
Her favorite way to travel on a dark night.
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A witch on her broomstick (witch + broom).
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36. ๐ + ๐ก
Need a hint?
It grins from porches every October.
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A jack-o'-lantern (pumpkin + light inside).
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37. ๐โโฌ + ๐ช
Need a hint?
Two superstitions in one picture.
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Bad luck (a black cat plus walking under a ladder).
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38. I stand at the edge of the graveyard and groan every time someone pushes me. I never take a step, yet I let everyone pass. What am I?
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A gate
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39. I'm always hungry and must always be fed. The finger I touch will soon turn red. What am I?
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Fire
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40. At night I come without being fetched. By day I'm lost without being stolen. What am I?
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The stars
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FAQ about Scary and Creepy Riddles
Are these scary riddles okay for kids?
Most are fine for kids around 10 and up who enjoy spooky stories. The scariness lives in the wording, and the answers are innocent things like shadows and candles. There is no gore and nothing explicit.
Do the riddles include answers?
Yes, every card hides its answer until you tap. Guess out loud first, especially with a group, because the misdirection is the fun part. The score bar counts your hits.
Are these good for a Halloween party?
Perfect for one. Dim the lights, read the creepiest riddles aloud and let guests guess before the reveal. The dark humor cards work well as icebreakers between rounds.
Want the fright to keep going? Slip into Halloween Riddles for Adults, or play detective with our Murder Mystery Riddles.