Riddles for 3rd Graders
Third graders are the perfect riddle audience: old enough to catch wordplay, young enough to giggle at it. These 3rd grade riddles mix classic jokes with quiz questions built for 8 and 9 year olds. Whether you call them riddles for third graders or brain breaks, they work in class and at home.
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1. What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary? Easy
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The answer is hiding right in the question.
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Wrong.
The word 'wrong' literally appears in the question, so the answer hides in plain sight.
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2. I live in a pencil case and I fix mistakes, but I'm not tape. What am I? Easy
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An eraser.
A pencil-case tool that fixes mistakes and is not tape points straight to an eraser.
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3. What kind of tree fits in your hand? Easy
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A palm tree.
A palm tree shares its name with the palm of your hand, so it fits.
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4. I wear a paper jacket and my belly is full of stories. What am I? Easy
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You can borrow one from the library.
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A book.
A paper jacket is the cover and a belly full of stories means pages inside a book.
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5. Which bus sailed all the way across the ocean? Medium
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He landed in 1492.
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Columbus.
Columbus hides the word 'bus' and he is the sailor who crossed the ocean in 1492.
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6. Why did the spider join the school baseball team? Medium
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Spiders love bugs, and so do outfielders.
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Because it was great at catching flies.
Catching flies means grabbing bugs for a spider but also catching baseballs outfield.
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7. Why did the math book look so sad? Easy
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It had too many problems.
A math book has 'problems' meaning both sad troubles and the math exercises inside.
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8. What has ears but can't hear a thing? Easy
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It grows in a field.
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Corn.
Corn has 'ears' on the cob, but those ears cannot actually hear anything.
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9. What kind of cup can't hold any water? Easy
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A cupcake.
A cupcake has 'cup' in its name but is a cake, so it holds no water.
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10. I go up and down all day, but I never move. What am I? Medium
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A staircase.
Stairs go up and down as a path yet the staircase itself stays put.
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11. What begins with an E but only has one letter in it? Medium
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An envelope.
An envelope starts with E and holds a 'letter' you mail, playing on two meanings.
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12. What vegetable do sailors hate the most? Hard
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It sounds like water sneaking into a boat.
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A leek.
A leek sounds like 'leak', which sailors fear because water sneaks into the boat.
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13. Where do frogs hang up their coats? Medium
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It sounds like the room where coats wait at school.
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In the croak-room.
Croak is a frog sound blended with cloakroom, the place coats hang at school.
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14. What do elves learn at school? Medium
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The elf-abet.
Elf swaps into alphabet to make 'elf-abet', the thing you learn at school.
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15. What invention keeps your shoes shut with no laces and opens with a loud rip? Easy
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Velcro.
Velcro is the strip that grips shoes without laces and rips apart with a loud sound.
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16. What did the big flower say to the little flower? Medium
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Hi, bud!
A 'bud' is a baby flower and also a friendly hello, so it fits both ways.
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17. What kind of lion never roars? Easy
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A dandelion.
A dandelion hides the word 'lion' but is only a flower, so it never roars.
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18. What has a bottom at the top? Medium
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Your legs.
Your bottom, meaning your behind, sits right at the top of your legs.
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19. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Medium
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Time to fix the fence.
The joke skips the clock and says the real point is fixing your broken fence.
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20. Which travels faster, hot or cold? Medium
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Hot, because you can always catch a cold.
You can always 'catch a cold' when sick, so cold is easy to catch and hot wins.
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21. Which letter of the alphabet is a chatty blue bird? Medium
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Say the letter out loud and listen for a bird name.
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The J.
The letter J sounds like 'jay', which is a chatty blue bird.
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22. What do you call a potato wearing glasses? Medium
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Glasses are sometimes called spectacles.
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A spec-tater.
Spectacles means glasses, so a potato in them becomes a 'spec-tater' pun on potato.
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23. Why did the student eat his homework? Medium
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Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
'Piece of cake' means easy, but the student took it as real cake to eat.
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24. What goes through a door but never comes in or goes out? Medium
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A keyhole.
A keyhole is a hole running through the door, yet it never steps in or out.
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25. I am always in front of you, but you can never see me. What am I? Medium
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The future.
The future is always ahead of you yet cannot be seen because it hasn't happened.
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26. What two things can you never eat for breakfast? Easy
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Lunch and dinner.
Lunch and dinner are eaten later in the day, so never at breakfast time.
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27. What kind of ship has two mates but no captain? Medium
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A friendship.
Friendship ends in 'ship' and has two mates who are friends but no captain.
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28. What did the number zero say to the number eight? Easy
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Nice belt!
An 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its middle, so zero admires it.
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29. How many eggs can you eat on a completely empty stomach? Medium
Only one! After you eat the first egg, your stomach is no longer empty.
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30. There are 7 kids on the bus. Each kid carries 1 backpack. The driver carries none. How many backpacks are on the bus? Easy
7 kids with 1 backpack each makes 7 backpacks. The driver adds zero.
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31. You have 3 oranges and you take away 2. How many oranges do you have? Medium
You took 2, so you're holding 2. The question asks what YOU have.
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32. Which weighs more: a pound of feathers or a pound of rocks? Easy
A pound is a pound. The feathers just make a much bigger pile.
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33. A word I know, six letters it contains. Take one letter away and twelve remains. What is the word? Hard
Take the S off DOZENS and you get DOZEN, which means twelve.
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34. The more you share me, the less of me you have. What am I? Medium
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A secret
A secret shrinks each time you tell it, so sharing leaves you with less.
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35. I ring, but I'm not a bell. You answer me, but I never ask a question. What am I? Medium
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A phone
A phone rings and gets answered without asking a real question, unlike a bell.
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36. What kind of nut has no shell? Easy
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A doughnut
A doughnut ends in 'nut' but has a hole, not a shell around it.
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37. Spiders are insects. Medium
Spiders are arachnids. They have 8 legs, while insects have 6.
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38. The word 'queue' sounds exactly the same if you remove its last four letters. Hard
True! Q-U-E-U-E is just pronounced 'Q'. English is weird.
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39. 📚 + 🐛 Easy
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It's what you call someone who reads all the time.
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Bookworm (book + worm).
Book plus worm reads as 'bookworm', the name for someone who reads a lot.
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40. 👁️ + ⚽ Easy
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You have two of them on your face.
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Eyeball (eye + ball).
Eye plus ball sounds out 'eyeball', the round part you see with.
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41. I have keys but open no locks, I have space but no room, and you can enter but not go inside. What am I? Hard
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A keyboard.
A keyboard has keys, a space bar, and an enter key, each word twisted to mislead.
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42. What building has the most stories? Medium
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The library.
A library holds many 'stories', meaning tales in books, not building floors.
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43. I get wetter the more I dry. What am I? Medium
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A towel.
A towel soaks up water as it dries you, so it grows wetter from drying.
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44. What has hands and a face but no arms or legs? Easy
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A clock.
A clock has moving hands and a face for numbers but no arms or legs.
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45. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Easy
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Because it was already stuffed.
'Stuffed' means both full after eating and packed with fluff like a teddy bear.
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46. What has a neck but no head, and wears a cap? Medium
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A bottle.
A bottle has a narrow neck and a cap on top, but no head.
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47. I fall in winter but I never get hurt. What am I? Easy
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Snow.
Snow falls softly from the sky in winter and cannot be hurt when it lands.
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48. What kind of room has no windows and no doors? Medium
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A mushroom.
A mushroom hides the word 'room' but has no windows or doors at all.
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49. What has one eye but cannot see? Easy
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A needle.
A needle has an 'eye', the hole for thread, but it cannot see.
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50. Why can't your nose be twelve inches long? Medium
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Because then it would be a foot.
Twelve inches equals a foot, so a foot-long nose becomes 'a foot' as a pun.
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51. I am tall when I am young and short when I am old. What am I? Medium
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A candle.
A candle starts tall and melts shorter as it burns, so it shrinks with age.
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52. What kind of band never plays any music? Easy
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A rubber band.
A rubber band has 'band' in its name but stretches and never plays songs.
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53. What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive? Easy
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A glove.
A glove has a thumb and four fingers shaped like a hand but is not living.
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54. What has to be broken before you can use it? Easy
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An egg.
An egg must be cracked open before you can cook or eat what is inside.
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55. What did one wall say to the other wall? Easy
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Meet you at the corner.
Two walls meet at the corner of a room, so they plan to meet there.
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56. I have a tail and a head but no body. What am I? Easy
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A coin.
A coin has a 'heads' side and a 'tails' side but no real body.
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57. What has four legs but cannot walk anywhere? Easy
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A table.
A table stands on four legs but it cannot walk anywhere on its own.
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58. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? Hard
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In case he got a hole in one.
'A hole in one' is a great golf shot, so an extra pair covers a hole in his pants.
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59. What kind of key can peel a banana? Hard
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A mon-key.
'Mon-key' hides the word 'key' and monkeys love to peel bananas.
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60. Why can't a bicycle stand up all by itself? Hard
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Because it is two-tired.
'Two-tired' sounds like 'too tired', and a bike has two tires.
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61. Why was the broom running late for school? Hard
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It over-swept.
'Over-swept' sounds like 'overslept', and a broom sweeps, so it was late.
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62. Why did the picture end up in jail? Hard
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Because it was framed.
A picture gets a frame, and to be 'framed' also means blamed, so it went to jail.
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63. What did one plate say to the other plate at dinner? Hard
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Dinner is on me.
'Dinner is on me' is a kind offer and also what really sits on top of a plate.
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64. What has many keys but cannot open a single door? Hard
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A piano.
A piano has many keys for playing music but none of them open a door.
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65. Why did the belt get sent to jail? Hard
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For holding up a pair of pants.
A belt was 'holding up' pants, and holding up also means robbing, so it went to jail.
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66. What kind of coat is always put on while it is still wet? Hard
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A coat of paint.
A coat of paint is brushed on wet, unlike a coat you wear when you are dry.
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67. Why did the scarecrow win a big award? Hard
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Because it was outstanding in its field.
'Outstanding in its field' means both great at its job and literally standing out in a field.
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68. Which month of the year has exactly 28 days? Hard
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All of them.
Every month on the calendar has at least 28 days, so all of them do.
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69. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? Hard
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It ran out of juice.
'Ran out of juice' means both losing energy and losing its actual juice.
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70. What kind of star can be dangerous? Hard
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A shooting star.
A 'shooting star' sounds dangerous because shooting can mean firing, but it is really a falling rock.
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71. What do you call a duck that gets every answer right? Hard
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A wise quacker.
'Wise quacker' sounds like 'wisecracker', and ducks quack, so a smart duck is a wise quacker.
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72. Why was the little cookie crying? Hard
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Because its mom was a wafer too long.
'A wafer too long' sounds like 'away for too long', and a wafer is a thin cookie.
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73. What kind of music do rabbits love the most? Hard
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Hip-hop.
Rabbits hop, so they would love 'hip-hop' music best.
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74. Why did the egg refuse to ride the big roller coaster? Hard
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It was a little chicken.
Calling someone a 'chicken' means they are scared, and an egg comes from a chicken.
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75. I start with a T, I end with a T, and I am full of T. What am I? Hard
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A teapot.
A teapot begins and ends with the letter T and holds tea, which sounds like 'T,' inside.
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76. Why should you never trust the stairs at school? Hard
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They are always up to something.
'Up to something' means being sneaky, and stairs always lead up.
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77. What kind of dog always knows exactly what time it is? Hard
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A watchdog.
A watch tells the time and a watchdog guards the house, so its name hides the word 'watch.'
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78. Where does a snowman like to keep his money? Hard
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In a snow bank.
A pile of snow is called a snow bank, and a bank is also where money is kept.
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79. What do you call a fish that has no eyes? Hard
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A fsh.
If you take the 'i,' which sounds like 'eye,' out of 'fish,' you are left with 'fsh.'
Easy riddles for 3rd graders
The list opens with wordplay any 8 year old can chase down, like the word spelled wrong in every dictionary.
Funny 3rd grade riddles with answers
Expect groaners about potatoes wearing glasses and chatty letters of the alphabet. Reading them aloud is half the fun.
Quiz questions and brain breaks for class
The back of the list turns interactive with multiple choice, type the answer, true or false, and two emoji puzzles to finish.
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FAQ about Riddles for 3rd Graders
Are these riddles right for 8 and 9 year olds?
Yes. They lean on vocabulary and jokes third graders already know, so most kids can solve them without adult hints.
How can teachers use these riddles in class?
They make great transition fillers. Read one between subjects, or run the quiz questions at the end of the list as a Friday challenge.
Do all the riddles come with answers?
Every single one. Tap a card to reveal the answer, and the quiz style questions tell you instantly whether the guess was right.
Ready for the next challenge? Try our riddles for 4th graders to level up, or switch things up with rebus picture puzzles for kids that turn words and images into brain-tickling games.