Riddles for 3rd Graders
Third graders are the perfect riddle audience: old enough to catch wordplay, young enough to giggle at it. These 3rd grade riddles mix classic jokes with quiz questions built for 8 and 9 year olds. Whether you call them riddles for third graders or brain breaks, they work in class and at home.
Easy riddles for 3rd graders
The list opens with wordplay any 8 year old can chase down, like the word spelled wrong in every dictionary.
Funny 3rd grade riddles with answers
Expect groaners about potatoes wearing glasses and chatty letters of the alphabet. Reading them aloud is half the fun.
Quiz questions and brain breaks for class
The back of the list turns interactive with multiple choice, type the answer, true or false, and two emoji puzzles to finish.
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1. What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
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The answer is hiding right in the question.
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Wrong.
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2. I live in a pencil case and I fix mistakes, but I'm not tape. What am I?
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An eraser.
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3. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
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A palm tree.
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4. I wear a paper jacket and my belly is full of stories. What am I?
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You can borrow one from the library.
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A book.
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5. Which bus sailed all the way across the ocean?
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He landed in 1492.
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Columbus.
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6. Why did the spider join the school baseball team?
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Spiders love bugs, and so do outfielders.
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Because it was great at catching flies.
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7. Why did the math book look so sad?
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It had too many problems.
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8. What has ears but can't hear a thing?
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It grows in a field.
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Corn.
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9. What kind of cup can't hold any water?
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A cupcake.
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10. I go up and down all day, but I never move. What am I?
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A staircase.
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11. What begins with an E but only has one letter in it?
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An envelope.
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12. What vegetable do sailors hate the most?
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It sounds like water sneaking into a boat.
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A leek.
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13. Where do frogs hang up their coats?
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It sounds like the room where coats wait at school.
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In the croak-room.
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14. What do elves learn at school?
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The elf-abet.
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15. What invention keeps your shoes shut with no laces and opens with a loud rip?
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Velcro.
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16. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
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Hi, bud!
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17. What kind of lion never roars?
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A dandelion.
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18. What has a bottom at the top?
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Your legs.
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19. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
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Time to fix the fence.
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20. Which travels faster, hot or cold?
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Hot, because you can always catch a cold.
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21. Which letter of the alphabet is a chatty blue bird?
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Say the letter out loud and listen for a bird name.
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The J.
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22. What do you call a potato wearing glasses?
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Glasses are sometimes called spectacles.
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A spec-tater.
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23. Why did the student eat his homework?
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Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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24. What goes through a door but never comes in or goes out?
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A keyhole.
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25. I am always in front of you, but you can never see me. What am I?
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The future.
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26. What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
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Lunch and dinner.
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27. What kind of ship has two mates but no captain?
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A friendship.
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28. What did the number zero say to the number eight?
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Nice belt!
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29. How many eggs can you eat on a completely empty stomach?
Only one! After you eat the first egg, your stomach is no longer empty.
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30. There are 7 kids on the bus. Each kid carries 1 backpack. The driver carries none. How many backpacks are on the bus?
7 kids with 1 backpack each makes 7 backpacks. The driver adds zero.
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31. You have 3 oranges and you take away 2. How many oranges do you have?
You took 2, so you're holding 2. The question asks what YOU have.
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32. Which weighs more: a pound of feathers or a pound of rocks?
A pound is a pound. The feathers just make a much bigger pile.
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33. A word I know, six letters it contains. Take one letter away and twelve remains. What is the word?
Take the S off DOZENS and you get DOZEN, which means twelve.
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34. The more you share me, the less of me you have. What am I?
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A secret
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35. I ring, but I'm not a bell. You answer me, but I never ask a question. What am I?
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A phone
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36. What kind of nut has no shell?
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A doughnut
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37. Spiders are insects.
Spiders are arachnids. They have 8 legs, while insects have 6.
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38. The word 'queue' sounds exactly the same if you remove its last four letters.
True! Q-U-E-U-E is just pronounced 'Q'. English is weird.
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39. 📚 + 🐛
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It's what you call someone who reads all the time.
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Bookworm (book + worm).
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40. 👁️ + ⚽
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You have two of them on your face.
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Eyeball (eye + ball).
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FAQ about Riddles for 3rd Graders
Are these riddles right for 8 and 9 year olds?
Yes. They lean on vocabulary and jokes third graders already know, so most kids can solve them without adult hints.
How can teachers use these riddles in class?
They make great transition fillers. Read one between subjects, or run the quiz questions at the end of the list as a Friday challenge.
Do all the riddles come with answers?
Every single one. Tap a card to reveal the answer, and the quiz style questions tell you instantly whether the guess was right.
Match the challenge to the kid: step down a level with Riddles for 2nd Graders, or up the difficulty with Riddles for 4th Graders.